Thursday, December 4, 2008
A recent story on the newswire caught my attention: Study Shows Motorcycle Engine Vibrations Can Damage Penis Nerves
Great. As if riders didn't have enough to worry about. Sure that old lady peeking over the dash perched on a telephone book, she doesn't see you and may run you over - but now your own bike is trying to ruin your life. So many jokes could go with that headline... To me, though, the funniest thing is that there is an International Journal of Impotence Research. And while it's funny, aren't you glad they're out there. A team of white labcoats and PHDs, all concerned about your sexual health. Bravo. I'm dead serious. Talk about going into a field that makes people happy.
Now if we can only find the link between helmet use and male pattern baldness...
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