Running on Fumes

Strolling the news feeds, we came across this interesting news bite. CBP Finds Cocaine in Motorcycle Gas Tank. Customs officials found 12 lbs of cocaine a rider was smuggling across the US/Mexican border inside his bike’s gas tank. The darkly humorous part of the story is that the drug-sniffing dog who popped the rider was named “Ozzy”.

The story also spawned an idea: Perhaps struggling motorcycle dealerships could take “dealer” to a whole other level by getting creative with financing options. Now that personal funds are tight, and borrowing funds even tighter thanks to the credit crunch – perhaps drug-running is a viable new financing route?

As in, sure this new $36,000 Ultra Classic Electra Glide CVO can be yours. All you have to do is head down South and pick up a couple packages for me...

Just watch out for Ozzy!