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'I’d be more than happy to sell you this bike. However, I just don’t think the bank will let you finance it for 300 months.'
'After Timmy’s Show & Tell, my snapping turtle is going to suck.'
'All those years I road those small bikes… well, as you can see, those days are over.'
'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren’t on the list.'
'The poor guy. He thinks he’s riding a Heritage Softail Classic. I don’t have the heart to tell him it’s a mirage.'
'Well, doc, I can't escape this feeling that no one listens to me. Doc?'
'You heard a motorcycle on the roof? Just how much of that spiked eggnog did you have?'
'You're a true gentleman.'
'No, dear, the flowers aren’t for you. They’re for my bike. Today is our one year anniversary.'
'Bike thefts are up, so you can never be too sure.'