'I've owned seven bikes and not one was a Harley. I have never had a problem with one of them in all these years, so I will never buy a Harley. I have nothing against them, I'm just not gonna buy a Harley. I will never have a problem with this bike. Just like my Honda – eight years old – I never changed a spark plug and never did anything but change the oil once a year, and I never had a problem with it.' - Warren Wiener