Happy Holidays, Motorcycle USA fans! Here’s a picture of me cruising the Mediterranean aboard my private yacht while awaiting my next port-of-call so that I can unload my House of Thunder custom motorcycle and rumble through quaint, historical villages and towns. Somehow I’ve magically grown hair, dropped a few years in age, and have gotten more handsome. Oh wait, that’s not me, that’s House of Thunder’s Eric Vauth.

‘Tis the season for wishful thinking, so here’s what I have on my wish list. It’s known as the ‘World’s Most Expensive Motorcycle.’ What you say, you’ve seen custom bikes that blow this one away? Well, so have we. But not every bike comes with a 45-meter-long transoceanic yacht! That’s right, it’s a two-fer-one deal. Buy the bike and they’ll throw in this beautiful custom yacht complete with a rear garage to store the bike in. It’s also equipped with its own rescue boat, two jet skis, and a full bar! Could you imagine floating into Daytona, dropping anchor, and rolling onto the white, sandy beach riding your cool custom motorcycle? I could.

So exactly how much coin does a custom House of Thunder motorcycle and matching Sunrise Yacht go for these days? Try € 16 million (that’s over $22 million in them thar ‘Merican monies). Who says we’re in a recession? Mark me down for two.

Ho!Ho!Ho! people. Here’s to spending holidays with loved ones. Spoil your motorcycles this Christmas with some fresh oil. And remember, Bikers Need Love Too! Hug one if you’ve got one.